24 dollars women are paying for undershorts with holes in the crotch. Daggone, I got a whole drawer full of them at the house
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time.
Recently my roommate walked in on me while I was masturbating. I'm sorry, I said that wrong. Recently I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept ...